i just got matched against this terran in sc2 matchmaking

a few minutes into the game he starts making like 6 barracks and then just queues marines to my base

like literally that is all he did all game

this was in gold league.  like i get that gold league sucks but this was bad even for gold league how was he in gold league

*sweats nervously* uhhhh *drop kicks you* oh god.  oh god i screwed up again.  that is not appropriate social behaviour

when your crush is possessed and flies around upside down

me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions